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“I’m Fat but Identify as Skinny”

“I’m Fat but Identify as Skinny”

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A relaxed, everyday tee with bold, tongue-in-cheek lettering that speaks with humor and confidence. Lightweight but durable cotton gives this shirt a soft hand and lived-in feel from the first wear. The message sits centered on the chest in playful mixed fonts — sturdy serif for the opener and loose, handwritten script for the punchline — so it reads like a wink in conversation. Wear it out to casual meetups, low-key rallies, or lazy weekends at home to spark smiles and start lighthearted conversations without saying a word. Breathable, easy to move in, and finished with thoughtful details like a tear-away label and a reinforced collar so it keeps shape wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar that holds shape
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Printed using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork to preserve crisp detail
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape reinforcement, Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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Shipping & Returns

We offer standard shipping on all orders, with delivery estimated between 5–7 business days. You’ll receive a tracking link as soon as your order ships.

We accept returns on unopened items within 14 days of delivery. To initiate a return, please contact our support team with your order details.

Please note: For health and safety reasons, we cannot accept returns on opened or used products.

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